I used to be a ballet dancer. And then I wasn't.

*Note: the following is a email conversation between Christina and Shannon. We are required by municipal fire code to always be seated...

My eyes are up there. When my first daughter was born, I knew everything. I knew exactly how we were going to raise her philosophically...

About Christina Remember 5 years ago when Apple launched the ipad and we all laughed and laughed at the name and how foolish it obviously...

About Christina First things first: I know what we're reading for our next Book Club... My caption can't beat that one, so I won't even...

About Christina Let me introduce our newest feature here on Smarty Mommies, "I Fucking Love," in which we write about things that we...

About Danica Like many nursing mothers, I spend countless hours on the internet. Nursing gives me one free hand to scroll and...

About Danica The thing is, I have fine skin. Not great and glowy, but totally okay, occasional blemish, maybe a bit ruddy after a night...

About Danica Titsection, you ask? Why it's the part of your stomach that due to the miracles of motherhood has now been colonized by...