Returning, Imperfectly
I used to be a ballet dancer. And then I wasn't.

Let's Get Physical (We'll Let You Hear Our Body Talk)
*Note: the following is a email conversation between Christina and Shannon. We are required by municipal fire code to always be seated...

Feed Your Children Well
My eyes are up there. When my first daughter was born, I knew everything. I knew exactly how we were going to raise her philosophically...

Your Weekly OTPBS: Stupid Marketing Edition
About Christina Remember 5 years ago when Apple launched the ipad and we all laughed and laughed at the name and how foolish it obviously...

Book Club: It's About Damn Time I Learned How To Be a Woman
About Christina First things first: I know what we're reading for our next Book Club... My caption can't beat that one, so I won't even...

I Fucking Love: Mindy Kaling
About Christina Let me introduce our newest feature here on Smarty Mommies, "I Fucking Love," in which we write about things that we...

Titsection: (Re)normalizing the Nursing Mother
About Danica Like many nursing mothers, I spend countless hours on the internet. Nursing gives me one free hand to scroll and...

Product Review: Coconut Oil and Subverting the Normative Beauty Agenda
About Danica The thing is, I have fine skin. Not great and glowy, but totally okay, occasional blemish, maybe a bit ruddy after a night...

Titsection: Tits and the Deeply Ambivalent State of Your Midsection
About Danica Titsection, you ask? Why it's the part of your stomach that due to the miracles of motherhood has now been colonized by...