Failed Marriage Rates in Female Graduate Students; or, Why We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
Top 10 Reasons My First Marriage Failed
10. His "thoughts." 9. His "ideas." 8. The "talking." Oh my god, the "talking." 7. Because everyone gets divorced in grad school. 6. Our feelings for each other:
5. Just the institution of it all. 4. That time the fucker drank all the coffee and didn't get more so when I got up at 6am the next day to go to work there was no coffee. 3. Cats clearly unhappy. 2. My parents eagerness to pay for the divorce. (Note: they did not pay for the wedding.) 1. My boyfriend.