Titsection: They Will Win

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Today in Titsection, I present the manifold ways a nursing toddler will use and abuse you.

Lately, my son, while nursing, has started using his foot to push keys on my laptop because he knows I'm on Facebook and the NYTimes says I should be gazing lovingly into his eyes for every second of nursing, instead of attempting one goddamn second of me time. Ahem.

Anyhoo, what goofy ways does your nursling nurse?