Did you happen to catch last week's episode of The Mindy Project after my glowing public love letter to Mindy Kaling which probably does NOT in any way creep her out or discourage her from seeking my perfect friendship?
What am I asking? OF COURSE you saw it. You have great taste. It's what I like most about you. So, then you know what I'm about to post already, don't you? Well, let me not disappoint you, clever reader. Let's enjoy irrefutable evidence that Mindy Kaling is sending me admiring messages through my television screen together!
Hey, look! It's sort-of me and kind-of SLB!
Remember when I joked that, if possible, I'd become Indian if to pull off Mindy's awesome yellow dress? Well, that's almost exactly what I would look like if I were able to do it. Not bad, eh? She makes a great Christina, and I can only assume that I'd make a great Mindy. WE ARE CHUBBY, SMART, FUNNY, BESPECTACLED BORG! You'd be lucky to be assimilated into our adorable hivemind.