Smarty Store: Smarty Swag
Do you often wish you could start your day by combatting Old-Timey Patriarchal Bullshit while drinking your giant cup of coffee? Me too. And I do. AND NOW YOU CAN TOO.
Please ignore the weird collage of kid and family art behind me. And my chipping nail polish. JUST LOOK AT THE MUG.
Our Smarty Mommies Store has all kinds of goodies, from mugs and t-shirts with our “Enough with the old-timey patriarchal bullshit” tagline, to a Smarty Mommies onesie for your smartling. We got you.
I mean... if that's not the cutest thing you've ever seen... then you should probably stick your baby in it.
Need a flask for those long days of summertime parenting? Cool.
Tote bag for all your crap? Got it.
Smarty Mommies pint glasses? Me too.
You can rock your Smarty Mommies mug all over the office like a boss, or filled with tepid tea while you chase small people around the house like a boss.
Like a boss.
Or you can cuddle in your OTPBS jammies while drinking from your OTPBS mug and, if you’re on the east coast right now, glaring out your window at the April snow while snuggling under your OTPBS blanket wrap thing. Or your OTPBS throw. Whichev.
You know those days when everything is awful and you just want to crawl under a rock for a week? This thing is way softer than a rock.
Point is, we got goodies. Lots of goodies. Click that little "Shop" tab up there and order up. Because nothing smacks patriarchy right in the face quite like golf balls with “Enough with the old-timey patriarchal bullshit” written on them, don’t you agree?
Smack that patriarchy as hard as you can, Smarties.
Get it if you want it, Smarties. Let’s kick OTPBS right in the (golf)balls and declare - loud and proud - WE ARE SMARTY MOMMIES.
How do you like them mommies?