Parenthood: A Play in One Act

Mom: "You know, guys, I've been thinking about my mood lately and how impatient I've been, and I think I need to do a better job taking care of myself." Kids: "Mm-hmm. Can I have a snack?"

Mom: "Sure. But I really think it'll help! I think if I look out for my own..." Kids: "Can I have snack?"

Mom: "...well-being.... Sure. But what I'm saying is, I think I just need some time to..." Kids: "Can I have a snack?"

Mom: "Yes. But hold on. I'm trying to talk to you about..."

Kids: "Where's my snack?"

Mom: "You guys. I'm trying to apologize for being impatient, but this is getting..." Kids: "I want a snack." Mom: *sigh* Kids: "I'M HUNGRY!!!"

Mom: "I know. I said I would get you a snack. Can I just finish my thought and then I'll..."

Kids: "Can I have a snack?"

Mom: "OHMYGOD."

Kids: "What?"

Mom: "Seriously?"

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Kids: "I don't get it. Can I have a snack?"

Mom: "You know? Now that I think about it, PERHAPS IT'S NOT ME WHO'S IMPATIENT."

Kids: "Mm-hmm. Can I have snack?"

AND SCENE.

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